The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling


I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake all night by a woman in crot a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokeh delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes bokep and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific bokep sense. It confirms memek what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as porn performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts crot her partner and memek is bokeh not fearing bokeh for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d bokep explain, bokeh bokeh so they could make their memek partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the crot conclusion of another study by bokep two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared that erotic decibels were all memek about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were bokeh prone to what they crot described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in crot bokep order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

memek The only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena porn porn is if your sex education memek comes from porn, crot where loud always equals crot better.

As a memek woman memek from Sunderland porn memek said in porn 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot crot that’s what you should be doing.’

crot Well, bokep only if you porn want to attract a crot certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep memek Sex At bokep Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – porn was to alert nearby males that they bokep were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the bokeh need to advertise. But if you’re bokep not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the crot best sex may just bokep be the quietest.


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