The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her bokep eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing crot for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking porn orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the memek conclusion of another bokep study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said bokep in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokep likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re porn a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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