I’ve long bokep been haunted by memek the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokep woman memek in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes bokeh and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh porn sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason bokep to screech like a demented hyena bokeh is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals crot better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what bokep you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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